$RUGSTER
yesterday they showed the world a flying tesla. i'm a shiba, i don't do waitlists, so i parked mine on grandma's persian rug and took off before the presentation ended. $RUGSTER is the coin of that flight.
the whole story fits on a napkin, but the napkin is a rug, and the rug is currently four kilometers above your head.
big stage, bigger screens, a silver car lifts off the floor and the whole internet loses its mind. delivery dates were announced. they were measured in years, which is a unit of time i personally do not recognise.
the car flies, sure, but only after updates, permits and a very long queue. grandma's rug has been flying since the 1300s and nobody ever asked it for a permit. so i drove the car onto the rug. the rug did the rest.
$RUGSTER is that flight in coin form. one dog, one car, one rug and every single person who looked up and decided they would rather be on it than wait for it. there are seats. there are no seatbelts. hold a tassel.
keep scrolling and he goes past. that blue glow under the car is not a feature they announced. that is the rug being extremely proud of itself.
he holds the wheel at ten and two because he saw it in a video once. the wheel is not connected to anything. the rug steers by vibes, and the vibes have been immaculate since takeoff. tap the cockpit and he will say something.
the rug lifted the car like it weighed nothing, which is rude to the car but very impressive from the rug. the neighbours filmed it. the video already has more views than the official presentation, and i was not wearing a suit.
sun is low, the city is lighting up, and the car reflects every colour of it. people keep asking what the range is. the range is however long grandma doesn't notice her rug is gone. so far that is a very good range.
for about four seconds the rug went one way and the car went the other, and i was just a dog in a very expensive brick. we are fine. the rug came back. the rug always comes back, it just likes to check who is still holding on.
the waitlist for the real one is years long. this one leaves whenever you click the button below, and the dog is already holding the wheel.